Here is my cousin Tara preparing for battle with my WWII Japanese Katana.I say to you, oh bored and shapely Hollywood, why not make this the new exercise trend? Eh? Picture hundreds of sweat-crazed housewives swinging swords about with angst - possibly frothing at the mouth. Think of the publicity your gym would get as Demi Moore accidentally decapitates Muffy the beautician? Its a win, win, really
Besides, Tara weighs about 13 pounds and she can do it! (To all Iaido students - notice the accurate hand positioning?) So to Hollywood, drop the yogurt and pick up that 14th century Katana - at least until the next trend of "Aerobics in full Plate Armor".
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Bravo - and yes, I noted the authentic hand positioning, as will others.
I would totally go to a sword fighting exercise class!! You should start it up! You can be the manager, Tara can be the aerobic instructor and I'll do the advertising and marketing for it. :) Tra-la-la! Seriously, though, I bet it would be a fun, interesting and good work-out. Love, Holly
Heheh - with your marketing experience I bet you could totally sell it!
Hey! I will join the sword fighting exercise class with Holly! You manage, Tara instructs, Holly advertises, and I will take care of any of the behavioral difficulties that might arise from such agressive activity!! Ha! Let's go for it!! Love, Aunt Mary
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