Today's random t-shirt ideas:
- "There's a Strong Chance I Was Wearing This Yesterday"
- "I'm Tired Of Bracing For the 'Ride of My Life'"
- "If You Could See The Real Me....You Would Still Be Unimpressed"
- "I Wish Spiderman Would Stop Crying"
- "Don't Count Me Out, This is a $5,000 T-Shirt"
- "We're Only Replicants"
- "Warning: You Will Be Subject To A Plastic, Superficial Version Of My Personality"
- "Lawyer on Speed-dial"
- "Let's Face It: If I Were Better Looking I Wouldn't Need A T-Shirt To Get Attention"