- If only you can prevent forest fires, you must have a really big bucket.
- I am not an organ donor - all those pipes and keys, who has the space to own one let alone go around donating them?
- If they suddenly removed alcohol from wine, would anyone REALLY care about it's "bouquet"?
- By today's standards, Marie Antoinette would have smelled.
- If you can't make fun of yourself, you will end up being the old person that constantly complains
T-Shirts:
- Black-Belt in Nail-Clippers
- There May-or-May-Not Be Six-Pack Abs Under Here
- Force Feed Fashion Models!
- Right Now, I Am Imagining You Wearing An Fully-Powdered English Judge's Wig