- If only you can prevent forest fires, you must have a really big bucket.
- I am not an organ donor - all those pipes and keys, who has the space to own one let alone go around donating them?
- If they suddenly removed alcohol from wine, would anyone REALLY care about it's "bouquet"?
- By today's standards, Marie Antoinette would have smelled.
- If you can't make fun of yourself, you will end up being the old person that constantly complains
T-Shirts:
- Black-Belt in Nail-Clippers
- There May-or-May-Not Be Six-Pack Abs Under Here
- Force Feed Fashion Models!
- Right Now, I Am Imagining You Wearing An Fully-Powdered English Judge's Wig
- If they suddenly removed alcohol from wine, would anyone REALLY care about it's "bouquet"?
- By today's standards, Marie Antoinette would have smelled.
- If you can't make fun of yourself, you will end up being the old person that constantly complains
T-Shirts:
- Black-Belt in Nail-Clippers
- There May-or-May-Not Be Six-Pack Abs Under Here
- Force Feed Fashion Models!
- Right Now, I Am Imagining You Wearing An Fully-Powdered English Judge's Wig
5 comments:
The wine comment made me laugh.
Love the T-shirt one about the abs... and the line about making fun of oneself. So true...
"There May-or-May-Not Be Six-Pack Abs Under Here" - now that's a tease!
I'd go for "Force Feed Fashion Models!" The tabloids would have a field day.
Abber - Hi Abbers!
NSLW - Thanks!
Clea - I wonder how people would react to the model t-shirt (?)
Depends what you have for a logo. If it's anything like they force feed duck and geese to make foie gras ... actually, I'd love to see reactions to that.
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